Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.