Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"