How many mosquito's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2, no idea how they got there.
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
What do mosquitoes and relatives have in common?
They both share your blood.
What does a mosquito say to greet his girlfriend?
"M'laria."
Once I told a joke about mosquitos...
It was malarious.
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
I saw a mosquito in the kitchen. I could have killed it, but I let it fly away...
That's probably going to come back to bite me later.
I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
Now it has no friends.
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
What do you call an italian mosquito?
Malario.
What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight?
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
Why cant a mosquito stand on his feet?
because they dont have mosquiTOES.
Why was the mosquito sad on christmas?
It was a bah hum bug.
How do you measure a mosquito’s harddrive?
With bug bytes.
What is a mosquitos worst fear?
The S.W.A.T Team.
A mosquito asks for a date: "I'd like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg"
She says "I don't know, I feel like I'm going out on a limb here."
Some see a puddle of mosquito larva.
I see a pool of enbitenment.
What do you call a fascist mosquito?
Benito Mosquitollini.
A mosquito was trying to land on my arm.
I shook it and said:
"Not on my watch."
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?
A diplognat!
Today I learned that mosquitoes love type-B blood.
Oops. sorry, type-O.
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.