What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.