If a lion is the king of the jungle...
Then shouldn’t they call it a reignforest?
Once you've seen one Lion eat a Giraffe...
You've seen a maul!
What do you get when you cross a lion with a parrot?
I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen.
When a lion takes a lioness from another lion, he kills and eats any cubs she has. You'd think he'd be ashamed of himself.
But apparently he just swallows his pride.
What do you call a group of lions partying on ships in Gibraltar?
A strait pride parade.
What did the first century Christian say about the lion that killed his wife?
I'm Gladiator.
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
Just finished my first shift as a lion impersonator.
It was a roaring success.
I saw a lion in a bar, trying to pick up a lioness literally half his age
and I'm like "man, you must have *no* pride"
What is a lion’s favourite cheese?
Roarquefort
I really like the Lion King
and every day the urge to sing one of the songs is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?
Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!
I asked what the lion in my wardrobe was doing.
He said it was Narnia business
A lion would never cheat on its wife.
But a Tiger wood.
I have the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
How do lions greet people?
"Pleased to eat you!"