At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?