What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.