What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.