“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
"Family Vacation (n.) A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together."
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
– Mark Twain
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas."
"There are good ships
and wood ships
and ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships
are friendships
and may they always be."
"A bad day at sea is still better than a good day at work."
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
"Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life."
- Jia Tolentino
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
“I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!"
“Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.”
– Steve Martin
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
"People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
"I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories."
“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay
“Whenever I travel with my 4 young kids I always forget something. Like how stupid it is to travel with 4 young kids.”
– Jim Gaffigan
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
Go to BabaMail
