"It's amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?"
- Zig Ziglar
"People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.”
– Paul Theroux
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
– Franklin P. Jones
"There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation."
"You call it a pandemonium. We call it a family vacation."
"Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best."
— Bob Talbert
"Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad."
“Flying is hours and hours of boredom sprinkled with a few seconds of sheer terror.”
- Gregory “Pappy” Boyington
"Everyone’s a little bit crazy and a little bit loud. But everyone’s sharing a generous amount of love."
"I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories."
"I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags."
- Guy Clark
"Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you."
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
– George Carlin
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
"I wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel to any location in the world."
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
"It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!"
“Life is like pocket money. You shouldn't spend it all in one place.”
― Julian Talbot
"Why do we love the sea? It is because it has some potent power to make us think things we like to think."
- Robert Henri
"I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal."
- Jarod Kintz
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
“How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?”
— George Roberts
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
“I’ve had entire relationships that didn’t get as far as these airport security checkpoints.”
— Michael LeRoux
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
"I haven’t worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3-day vacation. Just in case."
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
"How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel."
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise."
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
– Robert Orben
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
"I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
On Big Ben. “It’s just a big clock? I don’t understand all the hype with this clock. It is literally just a clock. It’s going to be a digital one in thirty years anyway. ”
— Montgomery Smith
"I have been to almost as many places as my luggage."
“This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor.”
— Brooke Miller
“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!”
– Russell Baker
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
– George Burns
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
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