Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
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