Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
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