You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
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