You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
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