"The taxpayer: that's someone who works for the federal government, but doesn't have to take a civil service examination."
- Ronald Reagan
"The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
- Will Rogers
“The tax collector must love poor people, he’s creating so many of them.”
– Bill Vaughan
“I put all my money into taxes. They’re the only thing that’s sure to go up!”
“I figured out why Uncle Sam wears such a tall hat. It comes in handy when he passes it around.”
— Soupy Sales
"The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall."
– Denis Healey
“Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing.”
“The trouble with the IRS is that 90% of its members give the rest a bad name.”
"I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged."
- Roger Jones
"The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing."
- Jean-Baptiste Colbert
"Taxes grow without rain."
- Jewish Proverb
"Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today."
- Herman Wouk
"America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation."
- Dr. Laurence J. Peter
"There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him."
- Robert A. Heinlein
“On my income tax 1040 it says “Check this box if you are blind.” I wanted to put a check-mark about three inches away.”
– Tom Lehrer
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