Offer

What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather? An offer you can't understand.
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? An offer you can't understand.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
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