Offer

What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather? An offer you can't understand.
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? An offer you can't understand.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.