“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous