"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke