“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous