Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
You sweep me off my feet!
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
I bet you’re really flexible.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Permission to board?
You have been running through my mind all day.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
You should see what I can do with ice.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...