Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!