What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.