Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
You had me at cello.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Please, please me
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
All you need is MY love
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.