“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Want to see the real coming attraction?
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.