"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?