Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.