Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
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