Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You have one compact set.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
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