If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
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