“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
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