“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.” — Ed Bernard
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
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