"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
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