"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray