“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller