"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
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