"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
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