"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
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