"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."