“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
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