“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
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