“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
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