“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese