“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet