“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
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