"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray