“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson