"Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet."
Unknown
"If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise."
P.Z. Pearce
"Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television."
Victoria Wood
"Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second."
William James
"I believe that the good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street."
Neil Armstrong
“Marathoners: Life is too easy. I must find a way to make it much much harder.”
-Glennon Doyle, best-selling author
"Start slow, then taper off."
Walt Stack
"Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe is choosing the left one."
Unknown
“I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I’ve been really lucky. I didn’t have any toenails fall off or anything disgusting like that. I still have all three nipples.”
– Ryan Reynolds, actor
"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed."
Charles Schulz
"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
Franklin Jones
"Life is short. Running makes it seem longer."
Baron Hansen
"I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly."
Bill Kirby
“Running: Cheaper than therapy.”
-seen on runner’s T-shirt
"It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it."
Brooks Johnson
"Running makes me feel less like I want to kill people."
From a runner's T-shirt
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
Erma Bombeck
"A good run is like a cup of coffee. I'm much nicer after I've had one."
Unknown
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
Martin Mull
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