"Run. Because zombies will eat the untrained ones first."
From the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
"If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want. Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway."
Don Kardong
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
Martin Mull
"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
"Life is short. Running makes it seem longer."
Baron Hansen
“I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” – Wendy Liebman
"I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty."
Wendy Liebman
“Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.”
Stanley from The Office
"Slow runners make fast runners look good. Thank you."
From the back of a T-shirt
"I believe that the good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street."
Neil Armstrong
"I don't believe in jogging. It extending your life, but by about the same amount of time you spend jogging."
Marshall Brickman
"Run like you stole something."
Unknown
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
Erma Bombeck
"Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run."
Jumbo Elliot
"Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second."
William James
Step one to running a marathon: You run. There is no step two.
-Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
"Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
Unknown
"I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups."
Rita Rudner
"There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys."
Gabrielle Zevin
"It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it."
Brooks Johnson