"The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded a garden."
- Ray D. Everson
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" —George Carlin
“I just want to let you know that if you ever need to have a plant killed, I’m the person for that job.”
— Anonymous
“Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern…like bad wallpaper.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche.
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
– George Burns
“Aquarians are sort of unorthodox, original people — sort of wack, witty mad-caps who refuse to follow the crowd and go their own way.”
— Joanna Martine Woolfolk
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.” — Sinclair Lewis
“Plant carrots in January and you’ll never have to eat carrots.”
— Anonymous
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“You know, maybe this will be a good Thanksgiving. Just us and the kids. You cook and I’ll watch football with my pants open all day.” — Ray Romano, “Everybody Loves Raymond”
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
— Kevin James
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
Franklin Jones
"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore, so proceed with caution!"
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
"Getting older. I used to be able to run a 4-minute mile, bench press 380 pounds, and tell the truth." - Conan O’Brien
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
"At my age ‘getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for." - Unknown
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde
“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.”
Joan Rivers
“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
“In spring we are on Earth; in summer we are on Earth; in autumn we are on Earth, but in winter we are in another planet; winter is another planet!” — Mehmet Murat ildan
"A good marriage is like a casserole: Only those responsible for it really know what goes in it." - Unknown
“Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time." —Chris Rock
“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
Bill Watterson
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home."- Phyllis Diller
“Parenthood…it’s about guiding the next generation and forgiving the last.”
- Peter Krause.
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.” – Nate Smith
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
“In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families, that they are least two-thirds incontinent.”
- Robert Brault.
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
— Jo Brand
"I believe that the good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street."
Neil Armstrong
"I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee." - Unknown
"Room service? Send up a larger room."
“I’m a Capricorn and I’m mad loyal — mad loyal! — and I will always look for the good in people.”
— Jeannie Mai
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
"I love you in a way that's nauseating to others."
- Unknown
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