"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
"Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome."
- Oscar Levant
“Money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy plants, and that’s the same thing.”
— Anonymous
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
“Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.”
- Sir Winston Churchill.
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
“Older siblings: the only people who will pick on you for their own entertainment and beat up anyone else who tries.”—Unknown
“To a small child, the perfect grandad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word “boo”.—Robert Breault
"Real gardeners buy at least ten thousand plants in the course of a lifetime without having the least idea where they'll put any of them when they get home."
— Anonymous
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
"Most entrepreneurs would rather have root canal surgery without anesthesia than go through the nightmare that is tax return preparation."
— Nina Kaufman
"Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life."
- Jia Tolentino
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well—almost.”—Charlotte Gray
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“Nurse: handing me a newborn You got this? Me: Sometimes I have to dig through the trash to re-read the instructions for mac ‘n’ cheese” – @mommy_cusses
“I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
Dale Carnegie
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”—Benjamin Franklin
"I’m a travel fiend on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport."
“Fond of doctors, little health, Fond of lawyers, little wealth.”
Proverb
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby."
- Natalie Wood.
"A bad day at sea is still better than a good day at work."
“I don’t need the facts. I’m a Pisces.”
— Phil Volatile
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
“When life gives you mountains, put those boots and start hiking.”
Step one to running a marathon: You run. There is no step two.
-Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
“Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas, except you don’t get any presents for holding in your familial rage.” -Unknown
“Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.”
Housework is for people who don’t know how to garden.”
— Anonymous
“Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern…like bad wallpaper.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche.
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.”
- Mark Twain.
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
George Burns
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!"
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
"I don't do alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast." - Anonymous
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.”
- Jarod Kintz.
"Taurus won't forget it. Taurus doesn't forget anything."
— Linda Goodman
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.”
– R. G. Daniels
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse."
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