“Some people walk in the rain; others just get wet.” – Roger Miller
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese." – Billie Burke
"Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one." — Mae West
Claude Pepper
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie, not perfect but who’s complaining?”
- Robert Brault.
“I just wanna kick it in the woods with my birches.”
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. -- Doris Egan
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
Dale Carnegie
"In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat." - Anna Quindlen
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
"We travel, initially, to lose ourselves, and we travel, next to find ourselves."
- Pico Iyer
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
- Bob Hope
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“Turkey lurkey doo, and turkey lurkey dap. I eat that turkey, then I take a nap.” —Adam Sandler
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress. -- Ronald Reagan
“I married beneath me, all women do.”
—Nancy Astor
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." — Unknown
“To hike is to complain.” – Dean Johnston
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln
“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.”—George Bernard Shaw
“How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting?”
- Michael, ‘Three Men And A Baby.’
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.” — Cher
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“People teach their dog to sit; it’s a trick. I’ve been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.”—Mitch Hedberg
“My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” —Socrates
“Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing.”
"There is still no cure for the common birthday." - John Glenn
"The first 40 years of parenthood are always the hardest." – Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
"It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for."
- Will Rogers
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
"I can't wait to start blaming my normal lack of productivity on it being summer"
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
"I don’t know whether they should say “You have a baby” or “The baby has you”." ~ Anonymous
"I will never break up with my gym. We just seem to workout."
- Unknown.
"I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."
- Marsha Doble
"Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board."
- Zora Neale Hurston
“Demanding something from a Scorpio is a sure way to not have it happen.”
“It’s not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.”—Betty White
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
Will Rogers
Go to BabaMail
