Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Let's Taco about love.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I came here looking for a little tail.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
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