I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
You had me at cello.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
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