Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I really caribou-t you.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I think my heart just lagged.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
How about you and I form a binary system?
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
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