Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
You make my heart skip a beet.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
I want you more than I want world peace.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You had me at cello.
I'm at my best during overtime.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
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