You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Let’s put our tulips together.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Want to go for a ride?
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
How was heaven when you left it?
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Composers always score.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I Tour de Francy you.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
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