What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Wow, you drive me Davi
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Love me till ice cream.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.