You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I think I glove you.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Are you a red light because stop.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
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