If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Would you like to share fire with me?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
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