My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
When are you going to invite me to church?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
"You deserve better and so do I."
In space, no one can hear us scream.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I've only got three months to live.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
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