I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
You are my raisin to smile.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I now believe in Angels.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Wanna see my world cup in action?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
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