You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?