Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
I Tour de Francy you.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
You’re more special than relativity.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
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