Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Can you drive my car?
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
How was Heaven when you left it?
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
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