I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Belize let me hold you.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
How about we get down to monkey business?
You looked better when I was drunk.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
How hot does your gas oven get?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
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