You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Your pace or mine?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
You're the thought that counts!
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You're hotter than a data center!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
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