Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I think we need to become better strangers.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
I bet you’re really flexible.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Girl you are rocking this run.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
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