Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Can you drive my car?
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
How was heaven when you left it?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Belize let me hold you.
Composers always score.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
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