Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
I like long runs on the beach.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You're just my cup of tea!
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Can I be one of the men in your box?
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