“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." ~Max Amsterdam
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams