“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann