“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
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