"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." ~Max Amsterdam
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
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