“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
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