“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
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