“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
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