“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan